Weekly Pet Horoscope - w/c 6th October 2008
ARIES
Cut me some slack this week, especially if I seem to have a crush on you, wanting to be around you more and a lot more needy than I usually am. I pride myself on my independence, but this week I’m feeling a little lonely and in need of some extra TLC. I’ll be back to my independent self before you know it, with lots of pats needed in the meantime though.
TAURUS
This is a good time of year to take me for my annual checkup at the Vet or to take more notice of my health needs. I might not like it if you put me on a diet or take away my special treats, but I intend hanging around you for a long time, so despite my protests take good care of me. I promise I will love you forever if you do.
GEMINI
My inner kitten or puppy is coming out in me this week, proving that I’m never too old to play and neither are you. Let’s have some good old rough and tumble, spending more time doing the games we used to play when we both had a lot more energy. Playing is not only fun, it’s good for our health as well.
CANCER
I’m even more of a homebody than I normally am this week, with anything that throws me out of my routine likely to put me out of sorts. Introduce change gradually and if you’re going to throw a house party or have people over, put me somewhere where I’m not going to get frightened or have my nose put out of joint.
LEO
Who says I can’t talk? Whether I express myself with sounds or with actions, I’m making my intentions very clear this week and I expect you to listen and to respond. I need a lot more attention this week and not just any kind of attention, I need quality interaction. Take the time to have a conversation with me.
VIRGO
Humour me and make me believe that I am the King or Queen of the household and that you are my servants. What do you mean you don’t have to pretend? Even if I am already an over pampered pet, I can’t get enough of it this week, so bring on the extra treats and lay on the compliments and praises.
LIBRA
It’s my birthday month so I hope you’re already planning the celebrations. Whether it’s my much loved treats or being allowed to sleep on the bed, give me the things that you know I love. I might try and push my luck, but I’m figuring that you’re going to relax the rules a little, after all I have a birthday coming up.
SCORPIO
My energy levels are a little low this week, so if I usually come bounding in to get my meal or to come inside and I’m now doing more of a saunter, don’t worry it’s just that time of year. While I’m stretched out in the sun or in my preferred sleeping spot, watch my whiskers twitch, while I’m deep in dreamland.
SAGITTARIUS
I’m in a very social mood this week, wanting to hang out with my friends or just watch them through the fence. I still want to protect my territory and I may react if someone else tries to steal the attention that belongs to me, but I secretly love it. Besides, I need someone my size to show off to every now and then.
CAPRICORN
Give me lots of challenges this week, because I’m all pumped up and full of pride. Don’t just give me treats or my special toys, hide them and let me have fun finding them, allowing me to enjoy the thrill of the chase or the thrill of the hunt. When you make it too easy, I start getting bored. I need those extra thrills.
AQUARIUS
Fence me in, lock the gates and make sure I’m all secure, for I’m a 4 legged Houdini this week, looking for a quick escape, whenever and wherever I can. Better still, let’s go on an adventure, a road trip or anything to get out of our routine. I’m getting bored with the ‘same old, same old’, what about you?
PISCES
Who says you can’t teach an old dog or an old cat new tricks. If you're trying to break me out of a routine or a habit, change the circumstances. If you don’t like what I’m doing, don’t tell me off because I don’t understand what you mean. You’re smarter than me, so trick me into doing what you want.
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